We put a real, accredited environmental laboratory in a box on your doorstep. Collect a sample at home, mail it back, and get results analyzed on the same instruments used for regulatory compliance — explained in plain language.
Sacred Sampling Solutions is a family-run, independently operated environmental testing company. We built the company on a simple belief: knowing exactly what’s in your water shouldn’t require a plumber, a lab visit, or a chemistry degree.
We sell tests, not treatment. We have no financial ties to filter manufacturers or remediation companies, so there’s no incentive to over-report a problem or upsell a fix. You get honest, accredited-laboratory data — and what you do next is entirely your decision.
Built on science, rooted in faith. Real results — no strips, no guesswork.
Your sample isn’t read by a color strip or an app. It’s shipped under a documented chain of custody to our accredited partner laboratory and analyzed on regulatory-grade instruments.
Our partner laboratory is certified under the New York State Department of Health Environmental Laboratory Approval Program (ELAP #11693), with additional USEPA, Connecticut, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania approvals.
The same instrumentation used for compliance testing — ICP-MS, GC-MS, LC-MS/MS, ion chromatography, and defined-substrate microbiology — under published EPA and Standard Methods.
Every kit is tracked from the moment you cap the bottle. That traceability supports use in real-estate, compliance, and dispute contexts.
The instrument and published method behind every analyte we report.
| What we measure | Analytes | Instrument / technique | Reference method |
|---|---|---|---|
| Heavy metals | Lead, arsenic, copper, chromium, cadmium, mercury +8 more | ICP-MS (inductively coupled plasma mass spectrometry) | EPA 200.8 |
| Chloride & fluoride | Chloride, fluoride | Ion chromatography | EPA 300.0 |
| Nitrate | Nitrate (NO₃) | Ion chromatography | EPA 300.0 |
| Bacteria | Total Coliform & E. coli | IDEXX Colilert defined-substrate culture | SM 9223B |
| pH | pH | Electrometric (calibrated electrode) | SM 4500-H⁺ B |
| Hardness | Total hardness (CaCO₃) | Titrimetric / calculation | SM 2340 |
| VOCs | Benzene, vinyl chloride, MTBE, TCE +more | GC-MS (purge & trap) | EPA 524.2 |
| PFAS | 25-compound panel — PFOA, PFOS, PFHxS, GenX +more | LC-MS/MS (tandem mass spectrometry) | EPA 533 / 537.1 |
| Formaldehyde air · soon | Formaldehyde & carbonyls | HPLC (DNPH-trapped) | EPA TO-11A |
| VOCs — air air · soon | Speciated organic vapors | GC-MS (thermal desorption) | EPA TO-15 / TO-17 |
| Ammonia air · soon | Ammonia (NH₃) | Ion chromatography | NIOSH / OSHA |
Which analytes are included depends on the kit you choose. See the kit comparison for exactly what each panel covers.
Accredited methods, documented chain of custody, and plain-language reports that compare your results against EPA limits. Your data is yours.
Pick a kit, or let the 60-second quiz match you in about a minute.
For informational & screening purposes. Not a medical diagnosis.