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PFAS Kit

Parts-per-trillion analysis for the 'forever chemicals' that never break down.

$329/ kit
What it tests for
  • PFOA
  • PFOS
  • PFHxS
  • PFBS
  • GenX (HFPO-DA)
  • PFNA
  • PFHpA
  • 25-compound PFAS panel + Total PFAS / Total Organic Fluorine
Why it matters

PFAS are called 'forever chemicals' because their carbon-fluorine bonds - the strongest in organic chemistry - essentially never break down in the environment or the body. They bioaccumulate over years.

Health research links PFAS to kidney and testicular cancer, thyroid disease, high cholesterol, immune suppression (including reduced vaccine response), and developmental effects. In 2024 the EPA set the first enforceable national drinking-water limits for several PFAS at just 4 parts per trillion.

How to collect your sample

This is the most contamination-sensitive kit. Remove any waterproof or treated clothing. Wash hands with plain soap only - no lotion, sanitizer, sunscreen, or cosmetics. Open the PFAS-free tube only at the faucet, holding the cap by its outside edges. Fill to the line, cap immediately, do NOT rinse. Keep cold and ship the same day, priority.

How the lab analyzes it

Liquid Chromatography-Tandem Mass Spectrometry (LC-MS/MS) under EPA Methods 533 and 537.1. The sample is separated by liquid chromatography, then two stages of mass spectrometry isolate and confirm each PFAS compound - achieving sub-parts-per-trillion detection (roughly one drop in 20 Olympic swimming pools).

Did you know
  • PFAS coatings are everywhere - fast-food wrappers, rain jackets, non-stick pans, dental floss - so a single contaminated bottle or glove can falsely elevate a result. This kit is engineered around that reality.
  • Standard plastic bottles can leach PFAS and ruin results, which is why ordinary water-test kits can't measure them.
  • An estimated 97%+ of Americans have detectable PFAS in their blood.
The Sacred Sampling standard

Laboratory data — not estimates.

Independently operated, with no ties to filter or remediation companies. Every sample is analyzed by an accredited partner laboratory under EPA-referenced methods, with a documented chain of custody — and your data is yours.

Accredited-lab analysisEPA-referenced methods on real instruments.
Chain-of-custody on every kitTraceability from the moment you cap the bottle.
Independent by designWe sell tests, not filters — no incentive to over-report.
Ready when you are

Know what’s really in your water.

Order today, collect at home, and mail it back in the prepaid pouch.

For informational & screening purposes. Not a medical diagnosis.