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Complete Home Inspection Water Kit

The all-in-one - every analyte we offer, from bacteria to PFAS, in a single thorough test.

$1,195/ kit
What it tests for
  • Total Coliform Bacteria & E. coli
  • Nitrate (NO3)
  • pH & Hardness
  • 13 heavy metals
  • Chloride & Fluoride
  • VOCs (Benzene, Vinyl Chloride, MTBE, TCE and more)
  • 25-compound PFAS panel (PFOA, PFOS, PFHxS, PFBS, GenX and more)
Why it matters

This is the complete picture in a single test - biological, mineral, metal, volatile-organic, and forever-chemical - useful for new-home purchases, private wells you've never characterized, or anyone who wants to test everything once and keep the baseline.

Because it's collected under a single documented chain of custody, the Complete Home Inspection Water Kit also produces the most defensible record for real-estate, compliance, or dispute contexts.

How to collect your sample

Follow the sequence in the guide. Collect the most contamination-sensitive containers first - VOC vials (zero headspace) and the PFAS-free tube (ultra-clean protocol) - then the sterile bacteria bottle, then the chemistry and metals/minerals bottle. Chill everything on the gel pack and ship the same day you collect, priority.

How the lab analyzes it

Every method runs in parallel: bacteria by Colilert; nitrate, pH and hardness by IC/electrode/titration; metals by ICP-MS (200.8); chloride & fluoride by IC (300.0); VOCs by GC-MS (524.2); and PFAS by LC-MS/MS (533/537.1). The result is one report and one chain of custody covering every analyte we offer.

Did you know
  • Testing everything at once establishes a baseline you can compare against after a flood, a nearby construction project, or a change in taste or smell.
  • Each contaminant class needs its own container and technique - which is why the all-in-one kit is really several validated collections in one box.
The Sacred Sampling standard

Laboratory data — not estimates.

Independently operated, with no ties to filter or remediation companies. Every sample is analyzed by an accredited partner laboratory under EPA-referenced methods, with a documented chain of custody — and your data is yours.

Accredited-lab analysisEPA-referenced methods on real instruments.
Chain-of-custody on every kitTraceability from the moment you cap the bottle.
Independent by designWe sell tests, not filters — no incentive to over-report.
Ready when you are

Know what’s really in your water.

Order today, collect at home, and mail it back in the prepaid pouch.

For informational & screening purposes. Not a medical diagnosis.